Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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