id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
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