hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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