I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
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I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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