When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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