i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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