You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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