When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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