All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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