The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
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Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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