Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Randomize
