How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
