found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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