Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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