I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
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last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
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Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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