her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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