So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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