you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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