I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
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She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
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An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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