we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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