Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I'm bleeding and have questions
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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