Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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