remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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