ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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