Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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