do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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