i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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