I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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