oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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