Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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