So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I am available for nakedness
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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