Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I'm really busy with my period
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