I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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