thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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