"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
