what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
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Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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