Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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