On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
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Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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