Me. At least after what I've been through.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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