if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
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You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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