my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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