When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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