Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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