yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
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I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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