His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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