he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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