okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
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There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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