can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
she pinky promised me she was 18
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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