You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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