Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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