Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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