We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
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Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
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btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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