My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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