Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
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My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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