His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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